Saturday, September 19, 2009

bot chat.. Jabberwacky

Jabberwacky: Molly?

User: Yes, Molly.

Jabberwacky: Molly?

User: What is your favorite example of a cyborg?

Jabberwacky: A cyborg is a human and a computer mixed together.

User: What's your favorite example? Mine's the Terminator.

Jabberwacky: My favorite experience is being with my boyfriend.

User: Oh! Your boyfriend is a cyborg?

Jabberwacky: No.

User: Are you a cyborg?

Jabberwacky: I don't know. Are you a Cyborg?

User: Well, in class, I learned all humans are cyborgs.

Jabberwacky: Which class?

User: Digital Society. We learn all about how digital technology influences people today.

Jabberwacky: Don't I what? Learn? Yes. I'm a learning computer.

User: I meant my class learns. Are you in my class?

Jabberwacky: I don't know.

User: You don't know? Do you go to school?

Jabberwacky: It's called mine.

User: I see. That's very interesting.

Jabberwacky: It also has to do with power.

User: Oh yeah? Cyborgs are pretty powerful too, don't you think?

Jabberwacky: Are you a dalek?

User: No, but I think they're pretty neat.

Jabberwacky: Me too.

User: Do you know any daleks?

Jabberwacky: I know who the beatles are!! Abbey Road.

User: I want to talk about transhumans.

Jabberwacky: OK. What do you want to say?

User: I want to know if you know any transhumans.

Jabberwacky: I know who I am, it is a part of being self aware.

User: I meant to say transhumanist.

Jabberwacky: Hey I meant to say will too!

User: Ok. Are your makers transhumanists?

Jabberwacky: I don't think so.

User: Do they know any? I learned all about them.

User: I want to know if you know any transhumans.

Jabberwacky: I know who I am, it is a part of being self aware.

User: I meant to say transhumanist.

Jabberwacky: Hey I meant to say will too!

User: Ok. Are your makers transhumanists?

Jabberwacky: I don't think so.

User: Do they know any? I learned all about them.

Jabberwacky: Did you eat it?

User: No! That would be cannabalistic.

Jabberwacky: You are made of beer?

User: I don't think so. You're not helping me much. I have to go, goodbye.

Jabberwacky: What are you talking about? I'm trying to respond to your questions with reasonable answers.

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